Baracktoberfest @ JOIN-Us
(07)286-2829 高雄市建國三路169號地下室B1(高雄中學正門對面)
Next to Kaohsiung Main Train Station
JianGuo 3rd Rd #169 B1

The Show will kick ass, provide Americans with a last chance to send off for absentee ballots, and benefit the Barack Obama campaign for President of the United States.

Vote! No really... drag your lazy ass down to JOIN-Us (2 minutes from Kaohsiung Main Train Station) on Saturday, October 4th. We'll print out an absentee ballot request form for you and send it off. Then you can fill out your ballot when it comes in the mail and sleep soundly for the next four years, having done your part to defeat the train-wreck of evil that is the Modern Republican Party.

But I'm not lazy! Am I? You probably are... But if not, you can visit www.votefromabroad.org and follow the simple instructions to send off for an absentee ballot from your home state. And, you can still come to the show!

Who knows... With your help I might one day be able to remove that Canadian Maple Leaf Patch I secretly sewed on my backpack for when I go traveling - you know, the one that hides my shame for having a semi-literate and fully incompetent moron heading the executive branch of our government.

But I'm not American (thank god). We are happy for you. Now, help your American friends remember to vote. Drag them down to JOIN-Us on Saturday, October 4th.